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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Where can one find good data science course in India?

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nintendo Switch 2 doubles FPS of Switch 1’s “worst” performing games - Dexerto

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why is Google betting big on anthropic?

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Want to know how long you’ll live? This 10-second sit-stand test might have the answer - Times of India

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Newgarden leads delayed first IndyCar practice at WWTR - RACER

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Buffalo Trace Adds Eagle Rare 12 To Its Permanent Lineup Of Age-Stated Bourbons - Forbes

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after clearing sinuses with tap water - Dallas News

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I have a “non extradition” warrant out of a state that’s 30 minutes away from my state but I have court in my hometown. What will happen?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

CFPB enforcement lead resigns, slams ‘attack’ on core mission in departure email - CNN

No, not a chance

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Common herbal supplement used to beat stress linked to liver toxicity - Times of India

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

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