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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:07

No way
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Where can one find good data science course in India?
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nintendo Switch 2 doubles FPS of Switch 1’s “worst” performing games - Dexerto
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why is Google betting big on anthropic?
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Newgarden leads delayed first IndyCar practice at WWTR - RACER
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Buffalo Trace Adds Eagle Rare 12 To Its Permanent Lineup Of Age-Stated Bourbons - Forbes
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after clearing sinuses with tap water - Dallas News
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
CFPB enforcement lead resigns, slams ‘attack’ on core mission in departure email - CNN
No, not a chance
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Common herbal supplement used to beat stress linked to liver toxicity - Times of India
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.